my new favorite color
are you telling me I could become invisible? cause that sounds like what you are telling me.
I applied to be an adoption councilor at the Humane Society today and then when I went back to look for more jobs my computer suggested an emergency vet tech job at the Mizzou Pet Hospital. That would have been perfect. You wont take my money but I’ll sure as hell take yours. It would make for an interesting interview. ‘so, I see that you went to school here…why did you decide to defer?’ ‘Well, I failed all of my classes and got kicked out…’
I also applied to be a Flight Attendant, which would be way cool.
I wish I had the kind of power to do something like this…
This website will be the fucking death of me I swear.
People are actually glorifying Robert Mugabe, what are we coming to?
Robert Mugabe is a vile and viscous dictator responsible for the ruin of his own people, using widespread torture and political murder. He is viciously homophobic, calling gays “worse than dogs and pigs”.
Oh but he hates white people, so somehow that makes him a Tumblr hero.
Fuck this website so hard.
Seriously. The things this man has done to Zimbabwe are beyond terrible. My parents visited a few times when they where in the Peace Corps and to see it now literally makes my mother cry.
Hatred like this is not only destructive to the world around you, but to yourself as well. It is also what landed most of these countries in this position in the first place. The belief that something is owed to you because of the color of your skin or the positions of your ancestors allows for no forward movement. The settling of Africa by white colonists may not have been a good thing, but there are now people who have lived for generations in these places being uprooted, ripped from family homes and livelihoods. Yes they are white, Yes there ancestors are European, but they are African and more importantly they are people.
No wound is healed by cutting someone else. Leaders like Nelson Mandela knew this. If you’re looking for a role model in that part of the world, he is a much better candidate. Or really a role model in general…
Apples provide a morning wakeup
Did you know that apples also heighten a women’s desire for sex as we’ll as her enjoyment of it?
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!
Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either
Im not sayin’ you dont have a point…but boy scouts do have a co-ed program which is essentially the same as normal boy scouts called Venturing. You have to wait till you are 14 to join but you can still do a bunch of kick ass things that the boy scouts are known for like wilderness survival, community service, camping, hiking, sailing, conservation ect. I may not agree with the boy scout’s political agenda but I also owe a great deal to them for the opportunities and knowledge they have provided me as a female inner-city mid-middle class child with working parents with little extra time for week long camping trips over school breaks.
None of it is gender specific either. I have never attended a Venturing event and been told that I cannot do something because I was a girl. I participated in two Philmont Treks, both over 100 miles and was never made to feel less accomplished then the boys in my troop, nor given less important jobs or easier tasks because of my gender.
I would also like to add that I was a Girl Scout as well. If we want to have a conversation about gender specific programing then I suggest you look a little closer at this institution. Girl Scouts focuses a great deal on more ‘feminine arts’ such as child-rearing and arts and crafts. They also put a-lot more emphasis on the art of home-making; how to balance the book, keep your yard in top shape, make your friends and family feel happy and welcomed in your excellently designed home, and care for the earth through little everyday changes like turning off lights and recycling. There is almost nothing in the Girl Scouts of America for a girl with a more then passing interest in the outdoors, or someone looking to make a career out of almost anything more ‘masculine’. Most of the values taught by the Girl Scouts of America are great and I think its a wonderful program for small children and girls who are looking for something fun and informative to do for a few hours after school or on weekends. It is not, however, perfect.
Historically the Boy Scouts may not have been a very welcoming group, but just like many things that is changing. I can assure you that men can handle women in there troops, and they do. As a program the Boy Scouts of America is a priceless commodity that teaches self-sufficiency and independence from a technologically run world. It allows the individuals involved to cultivate a love for the natural world, while not forgetting the dangers its beauty hides. Almost every life-saving bit of knowledge I have comes from my time as a Venture Scout, as well as some of the best memories and experiences.
I will continue to fight for all people of all genders and orientations to have to same experiences I have, but I will also defend the people who gave me those experiences until the Girl Scouts or any other group is able to provide the caliber and quality that the Boy Scouts provide.
Spent all day today playing Rise of Berk on my iphone and refinishing my parents furniture. all in all a good day!
I’ll post pictures of my play at woodworking today tomorrow once its all finished and polyurethaned. It looks pretty good if I do say so myself.
i don’t know if i could ever love anyone as much as i love ambiguously villainous marvel sidekicks