I am now officially and completely done with summer school so im just going to sit around my house tomorrow making cup-pies, watching pushing daisies and drinking Old Fashions. Last school for over a year! maybe quite a bit more…
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
So I applied to be a Flight Attendant for American Airlines, and also an airline in Dallas…maybe…Im not really sure.
my new favorite color
are you telling me I could become invisible? cause that sounds like what you are telling me.
I applied to be an adoption councilor at the Humane Society today and then when I went back to look for more jobs my computer suggested an emergency vet tech job at the Mizzou Pet Hospital. That would have been perfect. You wont take my money but I’ll sure as hell take yours. It would make for an interesting interview. ‘so, I see that you went to school here…why did you decide to defer?’ ‘Well, I failed all of my classes and got kicked out…’
I also applied to be a Flight Attendant, which would be way cool.
I wish I had the kind of power to do something like this…
This website will be the fucking death of me I swear.
People are actually glorifying Robert Mugabe, what are we coming to?
Robert Mugabe is a vile and viscous dictator responsible for the ruin of his own people, using widespread torture and political murder. He is viciously homophobic, calling gays “worse than dogs and pigs”.
Oh but he hates white people, so somehow that makes him a Tumblr hero.
Fuck this website so hard.
Seriously. The things this man has done to Zimbabwe are beyond terrible. My parents visited a few times when they where in the Peace Corps and to see it now literally makes my mother cry.
Hatred like this is not only destructive to the world around you, but to yourself as well. It is also what landed most of these countries in this position in the first place. The belief that something is owed to you because of the color of your skin or the positions of your ancestors allows for no forward movement. The settling of Africa by white colonists may not have been a good thing, but there are now people who have lived for generations in these places being uprooted, ripped from family homes and livelihoods. Yes they are white, Yes there ancestors are European, but they are African and more importantly they are people.
No wound is healed by cutting someone else. Leaders like Nelson Mandela knew this. If you’re looking for a role model in that part of the world, he is a much better candidate. Or really a role model in general…
Apples provide a morning wakeup
Did you know that apples also heighten a women’s desire for sex as we’ll as her enjoyment of it?
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better