I Am Fire! I Am Death!

so I was listening to the radio the other day and they where giving the weather report and it said…

'sunday night it will slip down to zero so there might be some ice after all the rain. Luckly we have a high of 10 all day monday, a pleasant fall day'

and I was like fuck! people in buffalo are hard core. then my dad pointed out I had probably picked up a station from Ontario and they where talking Celsius. I get fucking Canada radio guys.

so im super bored so I think im going to try and teach myself to play guitar. i’ve never tried, but I have always kind of wanted to and my horoscope says I should try and bring my secret life more into my real life so…

Anyone know anything about stuff that could help me out/give me advice?


A nice then and now comparison of the world’s rudest cat

I miss him so much! its been so hard, being able to sit down and eat without cat butt in my face and how horrifying is it to sleep more then 5 hours and no wake up to a his dying cries of ‘no one has given me their full and undivided attention for soooo long’. I love him.

Also i miss you too, but looook at his face!


guess who’s going to see John Oliver live tomorrow night! This Bitch! I got floor seats and everything.

so I cant read dates apparently and I have to wait a month till i get to see John Oliver but its still going to happen so I dont really care.

Explore the parks while it's still nice out! Welcome to buffalo!

Thank you! I live really close to Delaware Park and absolutely love it! One of the best places to run i’ve ever seen.

guess who’s going to see John Oliver live tomorrow night! This Bitch! I got floor seats and everything.


The Maze Runner



Clinging haphazardly to the jagged sides of the Drakensberg escarpment, the South African Institute for Witches and Wizards is an impressive conglomeration of architectural wonder and eccentric contraptions that keep the sprawling institute welded to the steep slopes of the mountains. Many say roaming the institute is an arduous test of one’s stamina as the primarily vertical layout of the institute relies on a plethora of stairs to navigate (luckily it has gotten better after the restriction on the indoor use of broomsticks was lifted). Over centuries, many pockets of shallow caves have been dug out and furnished by students who like to spend their free time observing the vast landscape before them from high up in the mountainside. The student population supplies much of the profits for Mava’s Zoomtastic Glasses, which is a popular accessory for observing the abundance of wildlife that roam the lands.