I Am Fire! I Am Death!

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

As someone who had to feed 3 owls on Halloween night alone dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, I can completely understand where the ill omen idea comes from. Also the toasted marshmallow of seething hatred.

Lets play a game I like to call ‘romantic love song or Christian rock?’

The Maze Runner - “Good Job” Clip (x)

im ordering room service and no one can stop me!

then im going to eat it in my complementary bathrobe on one of my two full sized beds and watch movies on internet I didn’t pay for.

Then Im going to take a shower and use the free razor and loofa pad they gave me but probubly not any of the other shit.

Im just going to steal that, even though Im never going to need any of it.

I would like to take this time to thank each and every follower I have for not deserting me. Also Warning you that what started as a bonding experience is quickly turning into a war.

you two need jesus

glamorousbananas:

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he is here with us always

glamorousbananas:

bilbo-the-barrel-rider:

glamorousbananas:

bilbo-the-barrel-rider:

glamorousbananas:

bilbo-the-barrel-rider:

glamorousbananas:

bilbo-the-barrel-rider and i need to stop thirsting over passably attractive white boys with a little bit of muscle tone

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